This blog exists for many reasons. 1. It will serve as a journal that Audrey and I can always look back on (wouldn't you love to read a journal from your childhood of all the cute, funny, disgusting things you did?). 2. To stay in touch with my family and friends, especially since I quit Facebook. 3. To post things I love but won't remember because I have a horrible memory. 4. To express my thoughts so I don't have to be such a know-it-all to my friends and family in person.